is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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