You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
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He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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