I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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