capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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