Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
one might say we're banned from that church
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Someone signed my nipple.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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