he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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