You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
bring money and cleavage
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Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
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She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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