I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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