I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
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did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
She bit a glass in half.
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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