There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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