As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
and you said cock pushups were impossible
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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