Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Randomize
