my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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