: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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