This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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