I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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