i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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