We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
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Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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