hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Fuck me I smell like cheese
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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