your thong is hanging out like whoa
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
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Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
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DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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