Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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