Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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