I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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