O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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