whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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