This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Are we still banned from the library?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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