Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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