I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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