Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
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Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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