do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
she looked like the before picture.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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