I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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