I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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