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• (240): View more from Maryland

  she was so not down for the gang bang

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god

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  you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  But theres a keg here and me gusta

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.

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