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• (773): View more from Illinois

  is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?

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  it's more of a rinse.

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• (916): View more from California

  I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.

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  Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation

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• (415): View more from California

  I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like

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