i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.