Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
a bad idea.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.