I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Randomize
