He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
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Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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