I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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