He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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