I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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