is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
we're chasing vodka with high fives
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
well most of my day revolves around power hour
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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