Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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