guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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