so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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