i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
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Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
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IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Who died my cat blue again?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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