Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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