so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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