Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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