im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Randomize
