I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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