So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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