...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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