i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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