I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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