Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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