yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
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Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
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If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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