not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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