Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
So vagazzling was a success
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I'm bleeding and have questions
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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