What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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